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Bee 06/10/26 (Wed) 06:42:56 No.45 [Reply]

#be me
#be bee

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Pool's Closed by Bee ## ADMIN 03/05/26 (Thu) 00:16:05 No.21[Reply]

In regards to various bugs found swimming in the pool…
(despite my repeated warnings that bugs are NOT allowed to swim in the pool)

After the bug is fished onto a net and shown a stick to crawl onto, I've noticed that Bees are the most willing to crawl on to the stick. I can then drop the net and move stick plus Bee to a nearby bush, at which point the Bee will agreeably crawl off of the stick and onto the bush, and then I can drop the stick and watch the Bee begin to clean her face just like a cat. The hind legs may also rub together (just like a Fly) or rise up to adjust their wings. A Bee will happily crawl from the stick up onto my hand, which is unnerving. However, I have not yet been stung by a freely-crawling Bee. Only when I pinched a netted Bee between finger and thumb did the recently-drowning Bee decide to sting me. Idiot…..Post too long. Click here to visit the full text.

Bee 03/12/26 (Thu) 00:53:18 No.22

angelic ripples on the surface
of a shallow pool
concentric shadows on the floor
far too deep for you

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Wasp 06/13/26 (Sat) 06:48:23 No.53 [Reply]

My buddy told me there's the sickest swamp pool somewhere

Roadrunner 04/17/26 (Fri) 21:40:41 No.24 [Reply]

If one is driving towards a bird about to cross the road, isn't it best to keep going?
What if the bird learns that cars will stop for him, and so next time crosses in front of a car doesn't stop?

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Crow 05/15/26 (Fri) 20:06:45 No.34

What are you guys doing in the roads!?
For me, it's standing under cars in parking lots.

Quail 05/28/26 (Thu) 00:57:58 No.36

Today my family and I were waiting to cross the way, when I heard a big noisy bastard approaching.
Go! Go! Go!
My wife led the charge, followed by our crowd of chicks running after her, and me some distance behind to grab any stragglers.
The big ugly bastard didn't seem to slow down one bit, but I kept to the ground and managed to cross his path a mere moment before he would have trampled me.
Perfectly calculated.

Crow 06/01/26 (Mon) 02:21:06 No.40

>>34
I'm at the food hole, how do I get them to give me a bag of food?

Bee 06/10/26 (Wed) 06:42:56 No.45

#be me
#be bee

Quail 06/12/26 (Fri) 09:42:40 No.52

>>36
I was at the track with my family, when some big bastard crossed before I even had the chance to – but then I saw an even BIGGER bastard headed our way, so then I ….

[a Train Thread] by Crow 06/10/26 (Wed) 08:54:58 No.49 [Reply]

*ahem*
I would like to take this opportunity to announce
*ruffles feathers*
the release of this statement which I now declare,
that

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>>>b/46/ is [a Train Thread]

Crow 06/10/26 (Wed) 08:56:19 No.50

>>49
that's not even TRUE!

Crow 06/10/26 (Wed) 22:14:24 No.51

Crow 06/10/26 (Wed) 01:56:19 No.50

>>49
that's not even TRUE!

train

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Lizard ## ADMIN 06/10/26 (Wed) 08:52:33 No.46 [Reply]

>>>/b/46 test test

Lizard ## ADMIN 06/10/26 (Wed) 08:53:00 No.47

>>46 test

Lizard ## ADMIN 06/10/26 (Wed) 08:53:54 No.48

>>47
test >>>/b/47 >>>b/47

on Spending my Own Money by Snowflake 04/22/26 (Wed) 08:55:31 No.28 [Reply]

What am I supposed to do?
Set up a proxy to pass API calls to my own Claude Code to launder my "Extra Usage" money into "API" money, because the Banks are too rich to need to ask the ex-Stripe guys at Anthropic for a simple transfer UI between two debit accounts?

fucking hell

Wasp 06/02/26 (Tue) 03:22:31 No.42

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