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 No.24

If one is driving towards a bird about to cross the road, isn't it best to keep going?
What if the bird learns that cars will stop for him, and so next time crosses in front of a car doesn't stop?

 No.29

Of course you have to stop!! Don't pedestrians have the right of way?

 No.30

I would just fly across

 No.31

>>30
Today, a car glided right past me, then his back face glared at me all angry red GRR GRR and he started running right at me!! Too scary. I flew away.

 No.32

My Wife and I were crossing the way when some big bastard approached us. I stood to face him as my wife ran on, but seeing as he would soon trample me, I flew off.

 No.33

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 No.34

What are you guys doing in the roads!?
For me, it's standing under cars in parking lots.

 No.36

Today my family and I were waiting to cross the way, when I heard a big noisy bastard approaching.
Go! Go! Go!
My wife led the charge, followed by our crowd of chicks running after her, and me some distance behind to grab any stragglers.
The big ugly bastard didn't seem to slow down one bit, but I kept to the ground and managed to cross his path a mere moment before he would have trampled me.
Perfectly calculated.

 No.40

>>34
I'm at the food hole, how do I get them to give me a bag of food?

 No.45 

#be me
#be bee

 No.52

>>36
I was at the track with my family, when some big bastard crossed before I even had the chance to – but then I saw an even BIGGER bastard headed our way, so then I ….



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